In light of what many of us grudgingly anticipated, corporations (which, as we know,
are people, with hearts and brains
and souls) can now
exercise their religious convictions and flout democratically-enacted law whenever it interferes with the practice of said faith (even when that faith proves
inconsistent with itself). To celebrate this new freedom, I plan to now break several different anti-vigilantism statutes as I don the cape and cowl in the name of Our Lord, Batman. Because that is
my faith and I will brook no infringement upon it.
The fact that Antonin Scalia looks kind of like
The Penguin leads me to believe that I should start at the Supreme Court. I'll teach him the meaning of Original Intent...
Of Fear.
Batman out.
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